HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Emeralds Found:	8853	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

play.balkaniacraft.com

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

play.warpmc.com

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4243	Magic Items Found:	4362
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

play.wzrdnetwork.co.uk

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

play.syntaxmc.org

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Ores Mined:	9578
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

mine.danielovci.net

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

66.227.172.128

ComplexMC

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

ComplexMC.Fun

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1258	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

176.119.203.56:30852

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

play.catchymc.org:25610

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

play.avclatin.com

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	196	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	551516

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

play.utoo.fun

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

diminutivesmp.com

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

mc.kidlesscraft.com

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Star Shards Collected:	90	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

play.fivemc.org

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3140	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

join.dogefun.net