HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Towns Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	6982
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1774
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Enchantments Applied:	257
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	2826	New Chunks Explored:	497710
Enchantments Applied:	168	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Falling into the Void:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	2469
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Animals Bred:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	787	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	1840	New Chunks Explored:	285559
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1196	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	65	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	252

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com