HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	81	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1834	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4005
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

lastelement.apexmc.co

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5566	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

mc.mundopixels.net

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	155	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

twistedmc.net

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6944

elyria.online

Build the Vote

Creative

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Items Found:	7242	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Animals Bred:	159	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

mc.buildthevote.com

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1641
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Gems Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

softslayer.com

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7726	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

evagens.minehut.gg

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Emeralds Found:	2429
Crops Grown:	2422	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

mc.houseofgamers.xyz

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	256076
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

minemu.net

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Votes:	7495
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

join.pixgrove.org

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8152	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	2693
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

hisparquia.org

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Emeralds Found:	3351	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

play.ghoulcraft.com

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Farms Harvested:	384	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

play.casualmc.net