HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Animals Bred:	200	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	107	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Runes Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Votes:	4702	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	8026
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6901
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org