HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	121
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dimension Hops:	13
Buildings Constructed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	205

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Animals Bred:	69
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

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AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8894

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	3838	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Magic Items Found:	4283	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

megamc.happyforever.com

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	31086
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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