HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4521	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1190	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

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StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

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Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525364
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4585	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

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Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	911571	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

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Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Votes:	7125	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	747468	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

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Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mines Excavated:	1103	Players Killed by Monsters:	3774
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

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VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	1484
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

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Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3889	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Void Gems Collected:	26

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

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The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	8373
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7485	New Chunks Explored:	976412

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

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