HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crops Grown:	9136
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chimeras Created:	3

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	6394
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Void Gems Collected:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	378167	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ores Mined:	4044
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2454
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ores Mined:	6772	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchantments Applied:	145	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2411	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Emeralds Found:	238
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/400	Votes:	9909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Votes:	565
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Zombie Dances:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ores Mined:	8814	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz