HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Love Letters Sent:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Magic Items Found:	1611

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	1398
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

play.iconicsmp.xyz

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	181	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

gearsmc.com

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Animals Bred:	52	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Emeralds Found:	9068
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	791842	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

morefun.apexmc.co