HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5389
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	162
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Star Shards Collected:	106	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	2130
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	28

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Star Shards Collected:	122	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	3237	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8225	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	1313
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4702
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664