HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6069	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5738	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Animals Bred:	184
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	4119	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	664
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	451	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Players Killed by Monsters:	9892	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4150	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

alliancecraft.net