HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	145	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Farms Harvested:	417	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	6108
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	123	New Chunks Explored:	11038

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	81
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	297
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3641	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	477	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Buildings Constructed:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	4069	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	125
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	6975
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org