HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mines Excavated:	2995	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	269	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Emeralds Found:	8082	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	9

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	3423
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9629
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	8303	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6113	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	1788
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net