HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	2947	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Towns Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Kfperin’s SMP Server!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

kfpmc.org

AssassinHaven

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	129
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5206	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Potions Brewed:	91	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

198.154.115.37

Too Legit

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

mc.toolegit.eu

AnimalCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	9595	Void Armor Forged:	15

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

185.16.85.25:26465

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Void Gems Collected:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	88	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	286817	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	5564
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5914	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	31084	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Divine Spears Created:	28

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

mc.mutleycraft.net