HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	753915	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Magmasurge

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

mc.magmasurge.net

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	1152	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

survival.efcraft.net

RedBladePvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crops Grown:	6798	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	1710	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	2748	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7147	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	278
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	3304	Dragon Eggs Found:	5079
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com