HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7941
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1341
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

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The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	8622
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Emeralds Found:	4721	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Votes:	5157
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6620	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1451
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

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Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

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OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1462	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchantments Applied:	240
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	273	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4526	Magic Items Found:	6542
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

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SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crops Grown:	1288	Buildings Constructed:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	413229	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net