HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Epic Battles Fought:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Love Letters Sent:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Emeralds Found:	8838
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4137	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	225	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Votes:	6223	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Zombie Dances:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9350
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5071
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	190
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Towns Built:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Villages Defended:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz