HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Buildings Constructed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1125	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	435969
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	118
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	968	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	5873
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3376	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4140	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.