HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	379510	Mines Excavated:	1880
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7953	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimension Hops:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7039

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	8769	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	118
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”