HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4836	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	121

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	520	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7379	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Potions Brewed:	71
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!