HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	4587
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	158
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Animals Bred:	179
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crops Grown:	8571	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	377228
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	795055	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	324
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!