HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3343	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	444693	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Star Shards Collected:	103	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	36762
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9917	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275
Crops Grown:	3759	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	490719	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	157

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.