HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2676	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	157
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	9394

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1069
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	7037
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6414
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3781	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!