HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	6562
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	723142	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3318	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crops Grown:	8903	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	2453	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	80	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!