HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	905415
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	1217

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8608
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	913

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Players:	95/100	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187