HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Votes:	8203
Runes Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	7352	Epic Quests Completed:	20

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	3596
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	211	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	7890
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	881684	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Players:	105/400	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4