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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1366
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Potions Brewed:	200	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	8066	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Emeralds Found:	8606
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	135	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.