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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	54
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8705	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4079	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Emeralds Found:	6366	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2527
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!