””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LifeSteal+

LifeSteal, Survival

A fun lifesteal server with custom items, teams, and much more. Invite your friends, hop on and do some grinding to try and become the strongest on the server. Come join us and join the discord server too.

lifestealplus.apexmc.co

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blockville

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

/survival Explore the wilderness, tier up, build an empire!

/factions Craft weapons of great power, improve on your forgery and acrobatic skills, conquer other factions!

/creative Share a plot, and build something beautiful together!

/skyblock Survive the void! Build and run an island paradise! Share your creation with others!

/pvp Instant PVP gratification! Bloodshed is not optional!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	2068
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Survive The ByTe

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

REQUIRED MOD: RLCraft by: Shivaxi (Latest Version)

Survive The Byte (STB): Where Fairness Reigns

STB is an RLCraft SMP server embracing equality and fairness. Land claiming ensures security without favoritism, leveling the playing field for all. No creative mode access, not even for staff or the owner, ensuring a skill-based journey for everyone.

Our staff focuses solely on maintaining order, wielding only kicking, banning, and warning powers. No one gets special treatment. At STB, our community is our strength—we cherish collaboration, respect, and inclusivity.

As the owner, I pledge to uphold these values, ensuring no “opped” privileges. Join us for an authentic RLCraft experience—challenge yourself, forge alliances, and leave your mark in a world where everyone stands shoulder to shoulder.

STB: Where every adventure begins on equal footing. Welcome to a fair, competitive, and community-driven SMP experience—welcome to Survive The Byte.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7793
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GlowCraft Nation

Economy, Economychestshop, Greifprevention, Jobs, Landclaim, Nop2w, PvP, smp, Survival

https://www.GlowCraft.Org

Server IP: Play.glowcraft.org

Java:25565 Bedrock:19132

Discord: https://discord.glowcraft.org

Description:

GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. This means you don’t have to Donate to get Higher Ranks or Items. We do not force anyone to Pay to Win.

Economy Focus:

We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-gamewithout having to donate on the webstore. Some of our Perks include Crate Keys/Vote Rewards/Glow Sticks

Events:

GLOW-OPOLY (Coming SOON)

Board Game Inspired Building and contests..

Main Features:

Everything in the game is obtainable with Play or can be advanced with a donation on the store.

⛏ Jobs

🏹 Battle Arena – Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon)

🌲 Seasons 2 (Released)

💑 Fully Player Run Economy

🛒 Chest Shops

⚡ Player Warps

🎁 In-Game Reward Shops

✅ Vote Shop

🎈 Pinata Parties

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creation Nation

Adventure, Economy, smp, Survival

Creation Nation offers a custom feature packed unique survival server experience that is focused around a player driven economy with a friendly community that was established in March 2011! Some of the unique and custom features we offer include:

Markets (A completely custom made system, the Coal, Gold, Diamond and Emerald Markets are exclusive server markets with specific membership requirements that players can unlock. They offer 6 special tiered server shops and over 25 unique perks, many of which other servers would require you to donate for!)

Jobs (Our jobs system is fully customized and unique from other servers. Access 18 different jobs with over a hundred daily quests, a rewards skill tree with special prizes as you level your jobs and a points shop filled with dozens of options!)

Skills (You will naturally gain experience and level up 9 unique skills as you play on the server. As your skill levels progress you will gain passive buffs to 7 base stats and unlock and improve 26 different effects!)

View and track your own player statistics and compete with other players on 6 global all time leaderboards! Adventure and create a base in our massive 25k x 25k survival world all freshly generated in minecraft 1.18! As you play you will even uncover unique, fun and custom things we haven’t even told you about!

Come join us today and start your own adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

black cat minecraft

Amazing! A survival/creative server with 1.5.2 survival and 1.5.2 creative! We are a 24/7 server and are rarely down. We have hawkeye and can tell exactly who did what, and when.There are no limits when it comes to minecraft, use your imagination on our server! You will love it here, we have been around for more than a year! Griefing will not be tolerated! We are a small but growing community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ReflectPulseSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

this is a hardcore minecraft server with only a few rules. Don’t cheat. No reviving yourself on an alt, and obvious things like no racism. it has useful plugins such as essentials, vault, and an enhanced enderchest (nearly double and upgradeable). You have 5 lives so we suggest you join the discord to have an esier time finding teammates. Use the /revive command to bring your teammates back to life after a deathban. THIS SERVER ACCEPTS JAVA AND BEDROCK PLAYERS

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7415	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Villages Defended:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	4568

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VirarithMC: An MMORPG Kingdoms Experience [1.20.1][PvEvP][World Building]

Arenapvp, Customcrafting, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Factions, Factionspvp, Kingdoms, Medievalfantasy, mmorpg, Nations, Racesandclasses, Roleplay, RPG, Rpgsurvival, Smpvp, Survival, Townysurvival

What is VirarithMC?VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!

So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Discord:discord.gg/Zt58uErPKC

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8949	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EndlessSurvival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We currently have 50 slots available, however this might be increased depending on server donations. You are free to do as you wish on the server, but you cannot go against any of the rules(Stated on the ‘Rules board’ within the server). We host events such as Ultrahardcore, CTF and many more which will be posted on the ‘Events Board’ within the server and on the website.

We don’t need anymore staff, if we do require more staff they will be chosen from active players on the server.

We have bukkit installed so when you build, just ask a Mod or an Admin to protect your buildings, this is to stop griefing.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4007
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GentlemenMC

Survival

Welcome to GentlemenMC!

We are a up and coming vanilla/shop server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Colonies

A FUN AND FREE SERVER!!! YAY WERE ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN HERE! JOIN US TODAY! HUNGER GAMES SERVER COMING SOON!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gold Standard

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play as if it’s 2013/2014. Arguably the best times in Minecraft’s history. Running an official CraftBukkit 1.7.10 Jar.

Go back in time and revisit Minecraft in its early days. A classic survival server (proudly hosted in the USA) with many features whilst preserving Vanilla Minecraft and all its goodness.

Grind your way to become the richest player on the server. How about a team build or a community build?

Log4J patched at the server level for your peace of mind and added security.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4620	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

STUDIO EVENT: CIVILIZATION / 1.20.1 / SEASON 1.5 SOON

Civevent, Civilisation, Custombiomes, dnd, Event, Events, Fabric, Lastlife, Lore, mobs, Modded, Newserver, Origins, Originsserver, Originssmp, Proximityvoice, PvE, PvP, Releasing, Roleplay, RPG, Simplevoicechat, Streamers, Studiolife, Survival, Whitelist, Worldgen, Worldgeneration

Studio Event: CIVILIZATION

Let us showcase your story today!

The server is currently inaccessible and we are preparing for season 1.5 -> discord.gg/studiosmp

Have you ever wished for a community that hosts modded civ events, an own modded origins smp outside of events AND cool game nights?

This is the “Studio SMP & Events” Community for you!

A warm and welcoming community offers you a special time on this sweet and (not so) little Fabric Modded Server. (Java only – sorry bedrock players!)

With always unique modpacks and a very nice playerbase we give you a place to stream, record and hangout with old and make new friends!

We also run events for milestones and any special holiday, build by our lovely team!

We do light Roleplay on our server, which relies on storytelling , focused around player characters, settlements, and the work of our writing team!

If you are planning to become a dwarf to dig the biggest hole in existence in a civ event, the best elven archer ever seen on an smp, a worldwide known cook or THE tactical mastermind.

Ready to leave your mark as hero (or villain) the history books write about?

We hope you will enjoy your journey into our server, may you enjoy your stay!

Join StudioSMP on Discord !!

Active community on and off serverLGBTQ Supportive13+ Community (heads up, most of us are 18 and older)No pay to win 99.99% active Support System (Unless dev hours)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Dawn

Artifacts, Connect4, Customenchants, Enchants, games, HARD, Hardmode, Jobs, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minigames, Playershops, PvP, Rannks, smp, Survival

New Dawn is here to bring you a unique survival experience with fun minigames, jobs to earn you money, mcmmo to give you special abilities, custom enchants, mine artifacts, claim large areas of land, compete in connect 4 matches and much more

We hope you enjoy your time here and make some new friends along the way !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	174
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineDK

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a Danish Minecraft server where you don’t have to stick to just one type of gamemode? A server where you can get help from someone with great experience if you need it? Do you miss a lag-free gaming experience? Then MineDK is the place for you!

MineDK is a large Danish minecraft server with a focus on a perfectly set up hub-server system. There is a seasoned crew behind the server, who have been involved in server operation for many years. There are, among other things, developers and technicians who possess great technical skill and skill, as well as moderators and supervisors who are there to help you.

Visit our website and read more IP: MineDK.net / HubServer.dk Website: www.MineDK.net / www.HubServer.dk We look forward to seeing you at MineDK!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!