””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NewKingdom

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magic Items Found:	8359	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Legends Of Akkuria

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	54	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChronicBOOM

ChronicBOOM is a Gaming Community where friends come together to play games. Our ChronicBOOM Minecraft Server is a Bukkit server for players who want to get a Survival experience along with Shops, MiniGames (like BlockHunt and GolfCraft) and some other great plugins for Ranks to get more commands and DisguiseCraft to have fun and fool your friends with disguises! Come join us on the server and at http://chronicboom.net!!

Voting will get you free gifts!!

Thanks for viewing ChronicBOOM!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cops And Robbers Minecraft Server

This is a mini games server as seen on many youtubers minecraft videos. This server allows all players to play Cops And Robbers, TNTRun, Hide and seek and much more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1033
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9560
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	159	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Archer Games

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5082
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	193
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Legend Continues

Economy, Survival, Towny

Key Features: – Survival gameplay – Friendly, helpful community – Responsible and fully trained Staff – Community events

Main Server Rules: – Be Smart, Be Nice, Be Respectful, Be Mature – Dont Grief or Steal – Dont Use Hacks or Exploits – Dont Spam or Harass Players

The Legend Continues has previously merged with TrinityCraft and EmeraldWorld

We want to help you create your own Legend as you join ours! So come play and have some fun at mc.thelegendcontinues.info!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Brocraft Economy

Still looking for that perfect economy server? Look no further! We are a dedicated server with fast Xneon processors with no lag! we have jobs, money, shops, and so much more! Join today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JustOneMoreBlock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

[h3]Network[/h3]

Get easy access to all of our server though the main hub portals. Go from Survival to skyblock in a matter of seconds so you can maximize your production and fun through the Minecraft Universe. [h3]Survival[/h3]

Towns – Come join and establish your own town today! Certification includes region protection and a Governor Rank including adding 2 Mayors to be your assistant of you town in creating plots and setting up signs using Simple Region Market. Economy – Various things you’re able to do with money in-game, setting up a Chest Shop in the Market Town, Killing Mobs and owning a town and collecting money from players who buy plots. mcMMO – Join in on the fun with a widely ranged MCMMO setup across multiple worlds. Rank up your mining, tree chopping, and fishing all without even lifting a finger. Additional Worlds – You have access to Mineworld, Nether and The End. All these worlds re-gen the 1st of the Month for new ores/materials to be obtained. List of some of our plugins: Craftconomy, Votifier, mcMMO, LWC, MondoChest, ecoCreature, Dynmap, CraftBook, ChestShop, SimpleRegionMarket [h3]SkyBlock[/h3]

Survive on your own private island solo or with friends in the all new Skyblock World! You spawn on an island in the sky with limited (but enough) resources and must expand your island to become an empire. Enjoy hours of play time as you become lost in the ever lasting skyworld. [h3]Creative[/h3]

Create your own 128×128 creative plot to build your dreams! Get full access to your plot, it’s biomes, and all items without limitations! Fly to your friends plots and help them build anything from a city to a roller coaster. [h3]Games[/h3]

With tons of Minecraft Mini-Games coming to the server soon, you won’t want to miss out on the action. Earn money in Hunger Games, Hide & Seek, and many more! For information of our server you can check out website at http://justonemoreblock.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EliteNations

Hello thank you for considering EliteNations we are a faction pvp server that offers selective biome, pvp arena, Parkour and hunger games and a archery rage and many more coming soon so if you wanna become the top faction come on by and join us in the battle

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SnowyCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Our Server is full of wonderful experiences. We have SMP and CMP, Creative has its own separate Ranks, these are FREE to earn, though to earn them you must gather up Builder-Points by building! Our server also has a few mini games access them with /travel. The server also has custom plugin’s made specifically for the server!

Website: snowy-craft.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	8147	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DeathMatchPVP

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	4046	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PrisonRaider

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Epicland

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9796	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.