””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3076
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Animals Bred:	185	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2653	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Zombie Survival

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	9368	Crops Grown:	6409
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	73	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Villages Defended:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.