””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	157
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Towns Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Wive server

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9110
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2307	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

corpmore

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.