””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3208	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7636	Mines Excavated:	1746

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OutlawSMP

Buycraft, Customworld, Friendly, Lands, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Playerwarps, Ranks, Shop, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, Towny, Updated, Voterewards

Welcome to OutlawSMP

We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20 and anyone is welcome

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as player warps , Custom map , Griefprevention, and more! ✨

With Semi-VanWe aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane. For example, we have /tpa, /sethome, and /spawn and more …

LandsClaim your land and only give access to people that you trust! This prevents griefing and raiding, which gives you peace of mind and gives staff more free time to help players, and plan features and events with the command /lands

CratesEvery vote gives you a chance to win a crate key that can be opened up at /warp crates! We also have seasonal crates that provide players cool cosmetic items!

CommunityStart a town! Meet new people! Chat with friends! Join in on a community project We want everyone to enjoy their time on OutlawSMP.We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.EventsMore than one event will be held monthly. Ideally, we like to hold events at different times of day to try to cover all of the time zones. Although sometimes that isn’t possible, we certainly do try our best!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ISL Network SMP

Clans, Factionsurvival, Survival

Looking for a vanilla/semi-anarchy SMP experience focused around clan warfare?

🔥 Welcome to ISL Network SMP! 🔥

🛡️ Clan-Focused Gameplay: Join or create your own clan and dominate the server with your allies!

⚔️ Semi-Anarchy: With minimal rules and moderation, anything goes – it’s survival of the fittest!

🌍 Vanilla Gameplay: Immerse yourself in the pure Minecraft experience with our vanilla gameplay. No mods, no unnecessary plugins, no BS.

🔥 Clan Tournaments: Engage in intense battles against a random selected clan for in-game prizes.

🎉 Join Our Community: Become part of our thriving Minecraft community.https://discord.gg/R344wACHAjislsmp.apexmc.co

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | SMP – PVP- CUSTOM – BEDROCK SUPPORT

Custom, MCMMO, Nogrief, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, a Unique Smp that ill ensure to keep you entertained for ours we have a chill and friendly community of players and so many events that im sure you guys will love, some of the features this server has is the darkzone which is a mob zone were you can earn rewards, custom enchants, custom economy, grief prevetion, custom mining and fishing and even pvp events for those more daring i hope to see you there!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.netBedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.ipocketisland.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Chunk Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

All 100% custom and original minigames. Featured by Youtubers worldwide.

Play Minerware, Ender, Thimble, Mineshooter, BlockWars, DoubleTrouble, Ironfall, Haunted, and more here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PikaCity Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Survival

Always latest Pixelmon version! Use our pixpack on the Pixelmon Launcher, or use the IP PLAY.PIKACITY.COM We offer friendly community with a busy chat! ===================================================== We have a dedicated server and have been online for almost 4 years.

Poke Hunting! 24/7 uptime Helpful and friendly player staff Human Gyms (not NPCS!) Wondertrade ====================================================

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Farms Harvested:	601
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sleepyville

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

IP: svmc.co Looking to make new friends? Tired of being annoyed by misbehaving players? Sick off all the drama some multiplayer servers may bring? Are you just looking for a great server to settle down in? Well look no further, friend!!! Sleepyville is the server for you!

We’ve got fun players and staff, a great community of fun, mature players, and a great economy that’ll keep you hooked on farming and grinding mobs for hours! Here on Sleepyville, we let the players come first. We always make sure that you are satisfied on our server, no matter what “bigger” problems we may be facing. You can build pirate ships, cabin mansions, giant fortresses, booming cities, and much, much, more! We both know you’re tired of looking for a good server. But luckily, you’ve now just found it. Don’t pass up an opportunity to visit one of the best Minecraft servers around!

Join us today and make some new friends!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	911
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hytec Factions PVP

Economy, Factions, Survival

Tired of the awful PVP servers that seem to populate server listings? Tired of terrible abusive staff that just don’t seem to care about the players? Are you just as enraged by incompetent owners as we are?

Then come join Hytec PVP.

This server is a econ focused Factions/Survival server with player shops.

We are a small server! We are always trying to add extra things to make this a better place. If you like the server, tell your friends! if you have any suggestions, please feel free to PM me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MC Wars

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A totally unique PvP experience! Build your own base in a ten-minute build phase, then during the war phase, destroy the other team’s monument (an arrangement of gold blocks on a wool platform) using a variety of classes!

Basic Classes: Archer, Footman, Knight, Builder, Trapman, and Mage VIP Classes: Priest, Spy, Longbowman, Catapult, Alchemist, and Beastmaster

There are also fun minigames in the lobby, and a survival server for VIPs! Come join this fun community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SteelCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

Join SteelCraft and enjoy the faction pluginstrong. Create your own guild with friends and build your fortress to protect you, make alliances. Declare war on the enemy

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sun God Palace

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server Name: Sun God Palace Server Address/IP: mc.sungodpalace.us Server Location: Dallas, Texas Forum: http://sungodpalace.us Game Play Types: [PvP], [FACTIONS], [SKYBLOCK], [CREATIVE PLOTS]

Owner/Admin: Taleson Ko-Owner: koolguy001 Co-Owner: Ollie55589 Co-Owner: xXHuntDawg2001Xx HeadAdmin: JellyfishMaster2 Admin: DaleDragonslayer Admin: jcurrycomet Admin:assassin8199

This is a server which rcently recieved a donation of 5 Dell servers! We are now a Hub server! More stable, and more plugins! We have Facitons PvP, Ceative Plots, Skyblock, and Minigames coming soon! Join for an amazing time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

100 Percent Vanilla Server

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The server is 100% Vanilla, please dont exploit or cheat on the server, as there is no sethome first thing to do after you find somewhere to live is make a bed, you can pvp raid and grief on the server, have fun. No starter No tpa tpaccept No Economy No Factions No Cheating No Rules

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyDoesMinecraft Official Network

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the official SkyDoesMinecraft Network!

We are a community dedicated to bring you the latest and greatest Minecraft gametypes such as:

Survival, TNT Run, ButterSlap, Run from the Beast, Draw that Block, LevelsPVP, SurvivalGames, Assassins Crees, SkylandsPVP, GhostBustes, and a ton more!

Join today and you will not regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Prison reborncraft

Prison

Prison reborncraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!