””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Craft Union

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	1231	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3759
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5878
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Spears Created:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ThePlayground

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Iconomy, Disguisecraft, Horses, Mcmmo, Protected Zones, Banking, Jobs, Bounties, Dragon Travel, Custom Items, Drops and Enchantments, Conquest Mobs, Multi-Verse Survival, Creative and Event Worlds, Point Based Online Store.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7906	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!