””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Potions Brewed:	80
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FusionPrison

Parkour, PvP

FusionPrison

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Becto

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Becto.net is an unique network.

You will find custom mobs and boss monsters, and a lot of content you have never seen before on any other server. Try it out today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Original Sky Block

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Zion holt

Creative, Survival

Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Beginnings Minecraft

PvE, Survival

New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bosscraft Survival

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The FruitsCraft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8672
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Remnant of Adventure

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EggPlantedMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	909
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

FTB, PvP

Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecrafters

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftCosta Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival server, PVP with minigames so you can have fun playing Minecraft. On our server you can play blockhunt or skyblock. We also have MobArena, Quake, Teamdeathmatch, Capturetheflag. Together with economy and mcMMo they make a friendly server.

Enjoy with us.

Spanish speaking server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5868	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MegaMineGames

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Vanilla

Up and coming megaserver. Our games include: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Factions, KitPVP, and Vanilla. More mini-games currently under development. Come by and check out our new hub. Monthly vote contests and daily prizes.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlanetCraftation

Survival

/server survival Explore the wilderness, rank up your classes, McMMO, Explore the real means of survival, markets, shops and more! We have free diamond drop parties Monday’s and Friday’s on the survival server! We customized our ranks to be chosen by the players for only a certain amount of in game currency, we are one of the very few who actually do this. We have great architecture and 96% uptime. Why choose PlanetCraftation? Curse free environment. Next gen ranking system. Player chosen rank. McMMO! 96% Uptime. We cater to all ages! Mature staff and players. Great /modreq system for help! And more! Join to find out! There may be something you like! We are a world wide server expanding our horizons, with Survival, Factions, Towny, and a Lobby server to play mini games and earn gems on. Come stop on by! Don’t miss out 😛

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!