””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	1289	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Walking Dead

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

You have chosen the right server. This server is one of many mc-adventure servers by jacobg2011 and nickg2001. This is the one Walking Dead server you will be addicted after a few minutes of gameplay. We have a custom resource pack, Kits for all of the walking dead characters, a custom map, and guns. Join now! Logan8190 is NOT the owner

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExclusiveGaming

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

ExclusiveGaming We offer a unique and and awesome new way of playing factions. With over three years of minecraft knowledge and one year of minecraft server development, we understand what the player loves to do and how they like it done it a factions server. We offer the best that we can for the cracked community. Join our server today and have the best experience of your life. Enjoy playing minecraft with a great community and caring staff members.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PCNetwork

Prison

Welcome To PCN-Network! Brand new prison server With blocks: C -B-A-Ender-Elite-Free-Citizen-Nobe-Royal-King

Best Prison server Out There! Join Now!!!! 172.245.31.114:25565

Our staff is amazing, Awesome mines, decoration, Just amazing! Join Now to the Awesomest prison server you can join Hope you have fun! Cya there -Pass

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Towny Crafters 2.0

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny Crafters is back! Some people might have remembered a little server called Towny Crafters. Well two of the players from that server (which is us) started it back up! We thank the previous Towny Crafters staff for inspiring us to make such a great server. Join now and come join the fun. Make Towns, Roleplay. Survive! Build! Create! Make a kingdom, a city, a whole new Universe (not really, but u can try, lol), and much more. We hope to see you there, and maybe a couple familiar faces =)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Survival Blocks

Survival

Brilliant for surviving got a new group called TheLegends and we will give you lots of good stuff in this server plz dont ask for staff and stuff plz join and we will get you fitted in ;D

Owner: Mikeasfr Co-Owner: Pie Commander: ImPiggy

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Troys lost Battalion PvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

So you want a server of difficulty eh? Well why not try this bad boy for size eh?

We have MCMMO (like every other pvp server) Factions (same) Faction mobs. You can even fly your own ships/bases useing Autocraft.

This is a cracked server with a not annoying login plugin and is pvp/Not whitelisted.

Dosent sound like your thing? you can join our main server Troy’s lost Battalion. that one is white-listed. more info on the website http://troysbattalian.webs.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DommHD.nitrado.net

Survival

We have freebuild but also Spleef and SurvivalGames and that WITHOUT LAGGS just for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tracker SMP (VANILLA BASED PVP SERVER) [1.16.X – 1.20.X]

Events, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SEASON 1 DETAILS / INFORMATION

ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀ 5 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ᴅᴜᴇʟs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ (ʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ)ᴠᴀɴɪʟʟᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏsᴛʏʟᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴏʀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴsᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴᴛɪ ʟᴀɢ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴘᴠᴘᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛʟᴏɢ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅɪsᴀʙʟᴇs ᴇʟʏᴛʀᴀs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ10 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴀʀʟ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴅᴏᴡɴsᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀs (ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 25ᴋ x 25ᴋ) (ᴇɴᴅ/ɴᴇᴛʜᴇʀ 10ᴋ x 10ᴋ)ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 10 sᴛᴀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʟᴏɢʀᴀᴍs ᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴡɴᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴇsᴘ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛᴇʀsᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ

Join today for an amazing pvp / gaming experience! Connect With: trackersmp.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	4369	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DoD Edge Network

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

DoD Edge Network is a unique Spigot enabled server for the following features:

– Skyblock with Custom Islands and Challenges. – MCMMO – Parkour – Player Shops – Dungeons – PvP – Custom Mobs – Custom Bosses – Custom Loot – Quests +Much more coming soon!

Earn /fly and other awesome rewards for voting for us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creativity

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

creativity is a cool server with fun minigames and towny. As you explore in our survival have a pet follow you around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Poomcraft Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Pixelmon and Vanilla Mobs in one world, THIS IS MADDNESS. Welcome to real survival Pixlemon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tri Kraft

Economy, Survival

Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ColtPVP

Factions, PvP

This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	76	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Magnet Craft

Prison

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	9478	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!