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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2405

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5054	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	2189
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Towns Built:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magic Items Found:	4825	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	9592
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Big Dig

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to The Big Dig! A Minigame/Factions server packed with features!

Enjoy: – Factions! – Minigames! – Awesome community! – A 24/7 server always on the latest patch! – Vote perks! Have a pet, /jump, xp boost and even more! – Creative world! – Skylands! – And much much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BigSister Gulliver Server

Economy, FTB, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Our Big Sister Minecraft Gulliver Server began as an alternate mirror server (or “sister” server) forGunia’s Gulliver server (otherwise known as the “main” server), circa October 2013. It has since branched off into its own micro-community, and currently boasts the latest Gulliver for Minecraft v1.6.2. As of mid-January, the server is running Gulliver Forged with Forge Essentials.

Our community is actually compromised of two servers:

The stable, builder-centric Big Sister server, which permanently runs Gulliver-Forged, accommodates up to 40 people, and can be accessed with the IP: bigsister.mcserver.ws.

And our experimental cutting-edge Little Brother server, which changes mod flavors every month, accommodates 10 people, and can be accessed at: littlebrother.mcserver.ws

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RMTWeb

Creative, PvP, Survival

A great friendly server with both a creative and survival world. Amazing constructions.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.