Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	7422	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Star Shards Collected:	280
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3583
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6709	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	3566

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	246	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5089	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mines Excavated:	4743	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

sky-network.eu