Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	586900	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1143
Emeralds Found:	9256	Mines Excavated:	3430
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Animals Bred:	140	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8312
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2509	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	237

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	1839

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
New Chunks Explored:	190739	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	194	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net