Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	215
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Potions Brewed:	76	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Votes:	9029	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Animals Bred:	15

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	2758
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1651
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4912	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7224	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8252
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	8699	Wilderness Tamed:	13

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3107	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	7831
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

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