Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3611
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Items Found:	5763
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2152
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Items Found:	3608
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	20

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	219	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	827	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Votes:	1997
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4114
Buildings Constructed:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1662	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchantments Applied:	285
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Potions Brewed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6843
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6097	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7873	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com