Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Items Found:	1275
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

mc.marcane.net

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	948	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	6815	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	723

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Towns Built:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	8

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1357
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Emeralds Found:	5935	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	896
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6546	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Buildings Constructed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mines Excavated:	4023
Love Letters Sent:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg