Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7652	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

play.crowtycraft.es

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

play.nolifesquad.com

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

play.myinstacraft.com

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4187

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Play.TheCoilMC.com

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Dragon Eggs Found:	509	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Void Gems Collected:	19

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

mineverse.com

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	282
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	78	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Armor Forged:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

8b8t.me

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

iptraffic.ddns.net:8085

Pixelmon Online

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

pixelmonline.com

PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Farms Harvested:	649
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	642632
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

mc.redsresort.com