Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7711
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Buildings Constructed:	32	Ores Mined:	4656
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	270
Buildings Constructed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	3637	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	248841
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Votes:	3551
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Runes Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	4285	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6845	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

play.hopela.fr