Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	302930
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	2685
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	101	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	718

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Dimension Hops:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crops Grown:	3034
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dimension Hops:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.