Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Items Found:	6784
Farms Harvested:	716	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	3486	Dragon Eggs Found:	9726
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	7975	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7833

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Potions Brewed:	153	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	9896	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).