Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5391
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Enchantments Applied:	83
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	55
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9811
Villages Defended:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5768	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.