Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8251	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	3916	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ores Mined:	2923	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Farms Harvested:	825

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4530	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	292	New Chunks Explored:	960549
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.