Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Farms Harvested:	568	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ores Mined:	2842	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	8178	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!