Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Void Gems Collected:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	226
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	891631	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	5653	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	205	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	147
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	157949
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4924
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.