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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	960	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5006	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9494	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1227	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	5374
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Potions Brewed:	137
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	110
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
New Chunks Explored:	352751	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8359	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Astral Projections Made:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net